Sunday, July 13, 2008

They keep dropping like flies

The Newbridge Mayubernatorial candidates, that is. Since a certain criminal honorable Norwegian chocolatier family moved into Newbridge, several of the candidates have dropped out of the race, all claiming family reasons. The election has also been postponed, to August. As per the latest count, this is how the race stands:

1. Bryce [The Party Party]
2. Timmy Von Trimble [Von Trimblites]
3. Tank [Democalve]
4. Horse [Reps-publican]
5. Hammerhead [Newbridge Hardcore]
6. Mike [Unaffiliated]
7. Darren from Consolidated Cardboard [Greasy Funk Party]
8. Chief, Darren's brother from Consolidated Cardboard [Greasy Funk Party]
9. Thor from Eastbridge [The Grassroots Party]
10. Danny Bonaduce from Newbridge's Next Top Mayor
11. Gene Simmons, the God of Thunder, reppin' [the Fontasy Party]
12. Bob for [the Newbridge Freedom Lovers Party]
13. Ronald Thomas Clontle [Ruler Party]
14. Kurt Gaistburn
15. PBR [Republican party]
16. Merle Allin
17. Glenn Danzig
18. Marky Ramone
19. Sleepy Jeff
20. Pudge
21. Bishop Pablo Fontana
22. PFT
23. Paul, Tom's friend with the marital troubles
24. Tor [Chocolate, Machine Gun and Switchblade Party]

Who knows how this thing will end. Let's take this moment to remember some of the candidates - some still in the race, some not:

Thor
Gene Simmons
Ronald Thomas Clontle
Timmy von Trimble
Tank from Jock Squad
Glenn Danzig

6 comments:

troy steele said...

Great update!

Josh said...

wowowowow you did it again!

Anonymous said...

thanks!

Is there any way you could put a torrent up of all these little clips you have? I was going through the blog and the links to most clips over a few years old are dead.

in any case, thanks for all the work

Best Show Vault said...

No, I don't think we're gonna put up a torrent. We'll probably go over the old segments and update them to DivShare though - that way they will never expire.

eddy said...

Not for nothing, but I wouldn't expect a torrent when the site itself is rarely updated these days. I don't even mind the old links being dead...I would just be happy if there were weekly (or even semi-weekly) updates again.

eddy said...

Actually, it would be nice if the most recent links were not dead/inaccessible.