"Half animal, part party machine"

...Tom talks to Roger Devlin, Sports Editor of the Orlando Daily News, about the wonders of XFL, back in 2001

...à propos of the election, here's a call from the 2000 election, from Joe Lieberman's son Alan

...in one of the most memorable calls of 2007, Tom's co-worker Darren talks about shaking his moneymaker to the greasy funk

...and thanks to Jouster, here's the Petey from the Future call that was requested in the comments.