They keep dropping like flies

The Newbridge Mayubernatorial candidates, that is. Since a certain criminal honorable Norwegian chocolatier family moved into Newbridge, several of the candidates have dropped out of the race, all claiming family reasons. The election has also been postponed, to August. As per the latest count, this is how the race stands:

1. Bryce [The Party Party]
2. Timmy Von Trimble [Von Trimblites]
3. Tank [Democalve]
4. Horse [Reps-publican]
5. Hammerhead [Newbridge Hardcore]
6. Mike [Unaffiliated]
7. Darren from Consolidated Cardboard [Greasy Funk Party]
8. Chief, Darren's brother from Consolidated Cardboard [Greasy Funk Party]
9. Thor from Eastbridge [The Grassroots Party]
10. Danny Bonaduce from Newbridge's Next Top Mayor
11. Gene Simmons, the God of Thunder, reppin' [the Fontasy Party]
12. Bob for [the Newbridge Freedom Lovers Party]
13. Ronald Thomas Clontle [Ruler Party]
14. Kurt Gaistburn
15. PBR [Republican party]
16. Merle Allin
17. Glenn Danzig
18. Marky Ramone
19. Sleepy Jeff
20. Pudge
21. Bishop Pablo Fontana
22. PFT
23. Paul, Tom's friend with the marital troubles
24. Tor [Chocolate, Machine Gun and Switchblade Party]

Who knows how this thing will end. Let's take this moment to remember some of the candidates - some still in the race, some not:

Thor
Gene Simmons
Ronald Thomas Clontle
Timmy von Trimble
Tank from Jock Squad
Glenn Danzig